Encyclopedia Bimblesnaff: Beano

The dancing bean who sucks, sucks, sucks!.

	Entry:	Beano
	Series:	Not Quite Heroes
	Origin:	Beano
	Generation:	2nd
	Created:	c. 1997

He appears when unsuspected and prances around to everyone's dismay.
He'll dance all night and day and refuses to go away.
He chants and hollers as he runs amuck:
I suck! I suck! I suck!

History:

Beano was a haphazard doodle in my old grade school agenda to pass time. Beans were regarded as comical at the time, so one was used as a basis. Aside from dancing, he would wield machine guns, chain saws, large cannons, and other deadly weaponry. He was to appear in his own game which had the same chances of being made as any other game idea at the time.

As time went on, he was joined by a full cast of other beans. More importantly, he made an unauthorized cameo in The Greatest Comic, the project by my older brother, to which he received his catch phrase: "I suck! I suck! I suck!" When Not Quite Heroes came around, the dancing being was adopted with the slogan as well, and both appeared on a sign at the Diner decreeing how much one could suck and still be allowed to enter.

Last Updated - June 12th, 2008 | Established - June 12th, 2008