Encyclopedia Bimblesnaff: Cheese Warrior

A deadly dairy defender.

	Entry:	Cheese Warrior
	Series:	Ogum
	Origin:	None
	Generation:	1st
	Created:	c. 1988

A powerful fighter whose body is comprised of processed American cheese slices. He fights evil, I'd take it, since he doesn't like that. Actually, I'm ass-pulling right now. I have no idea what I was thinking when I made this. Moreover, what I wasn't thinking.

History:

I was young. I had a slice of cheese. I played with my food. I tore it into triangles and like shapes and made a vague figure out of it. Thus, Cheese Warrior was created. And, more importantly, never heard of again. However, being the imaginative packrat that I am for nostalgic, inferior creations, the gouda gladiator is currently shelved within the Ogum series.

Last Updated - June 9th, 2008 | Established - June 2nd, 2008