Rants and Raves

Incompetent Pokémon Trainers

People sure are stupid, but especially their websites. They're these loser-fake Poké fans that have episode guides that start with The Problem with Paras! It's been out a whole lot longer than this year. They don't even deserve to be called fans of the show, they probabily never saw the first episode! They saw Muk at Prof. Oaks and thought "Hey, what's that crazy critta doin' dere?". If Muk, Butterfree, Krabby, Primeape, or his Legion of Tauros (yeah, this episode was never shown by WB) ever return, they are going to be so confused. And then the merchindise, GIVE IT A REST ALREADY! Surprisingly, despite the mass amounts of garbage, you still can't find them at the stores. Then their Pokémon from other peoples Hall of Fame. Hello, I'm a Blastoise with the attacks: Hydropump, Surf, Watergun, and BUBBLE!! I'm a freakin' moron! (the person actually typed that out, strange, huh?) Hmm, how about an attack that's, oh, USEFUL! You should only have the maximum of 2 damage inflicting attacks of the same type. In short, you all (people referred to above, not if you're cool) suck.